Babies.

What are babies thinking? I mean they are all born into sin. So, does this mean that when they poop while sitting adorably in your lap, then dunk their tiny foot in the disturbing mush while you are trying to change their diaper on purpose? I mean all of that can't just be coincidental. Every time I babysit, if I walk past the mirror with a baby on my hip I just stop and thank The Lord that it's not mine! I have seen too many Teen Mom commercials on MTV to be even remotely excited about a future with kids. The way teen moms are portrayed in the media is a working scare tactic against teen pregnancies. These babies wait until the most disturbing moments to cry and scream. Throw away any traces of the sexual immorality you once wanted to or planned to do with your partner, for I assure you the result (at least the first couple years of it) will be brutal. Not to forget the internal destruction for the mother as the baby sucks nutrients and food right out of her stomach! The ripping of your perfect figure and your vagina should overrule your "crazy in love" emotions and sexual attractions to any male on this planet. Talk about a fatal attraction.