K or B?

So can we talk about the different ways to "break the Internet"? Apparently nudity will revolutionize the way people take their news, and can draw audiences away from surfing the Internet and push them back toward paper formatting. Does this sound confusing or stupid? Well tell Kim Kardashian who recently volunteered to commercialize her naked body parts, once again, to bring attention to Paper Magazine. A basically pointless endeavor. This petty cry for attention was no match for the way Beyoncé shut everybody down. With hardly any effort at all, Beyonce turned a fun day at the hotel with her girlfriends and daughter into a viral music video and hit single. I don't think Beyonce was intentionally trying to shut Kim up, but I have fun thinking that she did! I mean it's really just like "boom young floozy have a seat, buckle up, and see how it's done!" Beyonce has effortlessly created a fun, lady's night out anthem "7/11" that has exploded on the internet, passing Kim's fading spotlight moment and actually lasting. People respect the great Yonce because she does things no one else can. She's amazingly talented. Poor Kim, female has boobs, and a butt (especially with a little technical retouching or surgery). Nice face though. Good job, you go girl...I guess.