For my Grade's Sake.

Let's argue until I am blue in the face. Please. I've got time. There is no way I am going to sit here and settle for a B in Bible class just because you, as a teacher want to get all specific about rubrics and regulations at the very end of the semester. No. Let's just get rational and talk this out until I come home with a ninety-three. I will write some extra Bible verses (although I would much rather avoid having to go that far) and I will bake you some cookies. And no, I am not giving up social media for a test grade. Just give me the A! Can I get a grade for being a Christian?!? There is no such thing as a B in Christian Apologetics. Anything less than an A is unacceptable. I do not do Bs in Bible! Merry freaking Christmas. Ho. Ho. No. Where is my tidings of goodness and joy? Don't give me the whole "put yourself in my shoes" speech about how you feel like I'm not paying attention just because I am pinning on Pinterest. I mean come on just stop. Let's stop the Christian on Christian crime end.